The year was 2018. Ghost kitchens were a burgeoning business, and their success had recently picked up in the era of apps like DoorDash. Our star Nathen Mazri did not invent the ghost kitchen, though…
6 posts tagged 2023
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GarfieldEATS
Posted by brilokuloj on Feb 1, 2026
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The cauliflower thingies from the freezer
Posted by brilokuloj on Sep 3, 2024
This just in: my friend found a thing in their freezer that they say is, and I quote, “pretty good.”
Green Giant’s “Restaurant-Style Popcorn Cauliflower” appears to have come into existence with no…
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What the hell is happening to Panera Bread?
Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 30, 2024
There are so many more important things I could be worrying about right now. Like that I’m getting my very first major surgery in just a few days! Or how I need to schedule my sleep studies because I…
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Why I gave up on YouTube
Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 27, 2023
Disclaimer: this post was originally written for Tumblr on January 29, 2023. It is here for preservation, because although YouTube has tried to backpedal… honestly, not much has changed for the…
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KFC’S Double Down and the Skull of Doom
Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 10, 2023
Against all odds, things have managed to get even worse for America in 2023. Prices for everything are going up while wages get cut. Our nation continues to divide against itself. In my most recent…
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Dunkin’ Donuts delivers a banal donut
Posted on Feb 14, 2023
It’s Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s time for all the chain coffee shops to release their seasonal weird pink sludge! This time of year, Dunkin’ Donuts has released…