I am here to beg you to stop calling things that you don’t like “slop”. I am not here to drop a scoopful of OCD bait in your lap and leave. I am not walking around my friends with a tally every time…
17 posts tagged 2024
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Stop Saying Slop
Posted by brilokuloj on May 11, 2026
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GarfieldEATS
Posted by brilokuloj on Feb 1, 2026
The year was 2018. Ghost kitchens were a burgeoning business, and their success had recently picked up in the era of apps like DoorDash. Our star Nathen Mazri did not invent the ghost kitchen, though…
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Taco Bell lets the poor people Name Your Price
Posted by brilokuloj on Oct 14, 2024
Taco Bell has added the new “Name Your Price” tool to its mobile app, which takes your budget (a slider from $5 to $25) and gives you a suggested randomized order. Sounds great, if you disregard that…
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Now we know what happened to Panera Bread
Posted by brilokuloj on Jul 22, 2024
Four months ago, I asked the question burning a hole in my head: what is happening to Panera Bread? Well, folks, the truth is finally out – it’s everything we could have imagined and then some. In…
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Starbucks hates Starbucks
Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 7, 2024
When’s the last time you could afford a Starbucks coffee in this economy? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to think about money. Anyway, I think we can all agree that Starbucks is overpriced hot water,…
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Walmart Deli Hell The Experience
Posted by starsystemerror on Jun 3, 2024
Earlier this year, I had a job that had me sitting at a kiosk in a Walmart for hours a day, smiling at people, answering questions, and sometimes doing some actual work. Most of the time, though, I…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 7
Posted by starsystemerror on May 26, 2024
I went a few days without playing, since I kinda lost steam for this whole Hunt thing. I definitely didn’t plan on finishing, and I actually played more games than I expected to. Today (and tomorrow…
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Panera Bread’s Deadly Lemonade will kill no more
Posted by brilokuloj on May 8, 2024
It’s finally come, folks! The era of Panera Bread Charged Lemonade is finally over! Yes, somehow, the monster has been slain. No longer shall people have to warn each other to Beware of Charged…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 6
Posted by starsystemerror on May 7, 2024
So, that last one was so bad that I actually had to take a few days off of The Hunt out of exhaustion. I didn’t feel like actually picking a game to play to get back into it, so I just chose the first…
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IHOP’s Nasty Pancake Chips
Posted by palabomeno on May 7, 2024
We are starting to really hate tie in chip flavors by now. We know that they’re nothing new, not even when they started becoming the primary way the Frito-Lay company develops new flavors. But we…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 5
Posted by starsystemerror on Apr 28, 2024
It snowed so hard that I couldn’t make it to work today, so that means more time for horrible Roblox games. I entered the hub for the event and picked the first game I hadn’t tried. That game happened…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 4
Posted by starsystemerror on Apr 21, 2024
After the nightmare that was last evening of The Hunt, I figured I’d go with as safe a bet as possible. Adopt Me! I have played several knockoffs of this simple pet-raising game, and I know I’ve…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 3
Posted by starsystemerror on Apr 12, 2024
I took a day off of The Hunt, but am back into it full force this evening, starting with a game I thought would be a pretty simple generic hangout game. Club Roblox The first thing it had me do upon…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 2
Posted by starsystemerror on Apr 5, 2024
Another day of The Hunt has passed. I had dreams about the Tsunami Game last night. After my daily required running around as a creature in Sonaria to restore my sanity after work, I resumed my quest…
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What the hell is happening to Panera Bread?
Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 30, 2024
There are so many more important things I could be worrying about right now. Like that I’m getting my very first major surgery in just a few days! Or how I need to schedule my sleep studies because I…
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Roblox - The Hunt, Part 1
Posted by starsystemerror on Mar 28, 2024
So, Roblox did something this year called The Hunt. I haven’t been a Roblox player for nearly long enough to be aware of the history and relevance of the “egg hunt” event phenomenon, but I’m aware…
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A Wingstop of Wrath
Posted on Feb 3, 2024
The world is such a beautiful tapestry that all you can do is laugh and then die. Damn, that’s cool. This sounds like it could be a quote from classic literature, right? Nope. It’s a quote from my…